For Rich Morons

(I'm beginning to think that Shaky Jake and I are the only ones trading stuff back and forth. Where's N and G?)

I've finally found the ultimate status symbol. I'm sure you'll quiver with envy.

http://millionaires24.com/features.html

Here's an excerpt from their site:

"Do you belong to high society? Then take this chance to demonstrate your position in an unambiguous manner. Sign up for an email address at Millionaires24.com. The overall number is limited to only 10,000 worldwide and membership is available for US$ 399.00 monthly... Again, what is the point of a yacht in Monaco, a villa in Beverley Hills, or a Bentley in your garage when you are just one out of the billions on the Internet? ... This is like a virtual diamond ring. To guarantee the exclusivity of the desired email address the number of members is limited, to the most elite ten thousand individuals worldwide. Can you can afford it? Show it!"

(as written about on Gizmodo)